This podcast is just me talking, but I get by with a little audio help from my friends.

Dorrie describes her blister, we get a little more WinCo insight from Chad and Michael politely listens to all of it. Hey...how about an iTunes review? You know we'd do it for you!

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Soup Strainer

I moustache you a question, want to hear from new submitters?  Dreams really do come true!  Jen and Wendy, mostly Wendy tell us about themselves!  It's funny and sweet and entertaining!  

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April Fool

I tell a few stories that make me sound a little bit dumb and a whole lot crazy  We also hear from Rainbow Brite and Lisa!!

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If you saw the show, you know us.  If not, now's your chance.  

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Selfie Respect

We hear from Britt, Rose and Jessie Spano.  Thanks for hanging in there and feel free to profess your love via an iTunes review. 

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Chad joins us again for some tall tales.https://itunes.apple.com/ca/podcast/the-tangent-lounge/id1071010861?mt=2

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We go deep with our friend Chad.

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Right in the….

I talk about being a racist, and about the time I helped a cyclops that didn't want to be helped.  Britt knocks it outta the park with the most bestest segment ever.  Like ever!  I'm still disturbed. 

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Listener Anissa joins us to talk improv, car fires and the play we're all in.  

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Amateur Hour

Rose joins me in a Skype session.  She's got stories for days.  We had a good time recording this!  I hope you have a good time listening!  

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Dorrie talks about her lady bits, we talk a little history, Gary has one too many and takes us on an odd journey.

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Claimed

More nonsensical ramblings about various insecurities.  Same as usual.  We hear from Rainbow and our sister Wife Lisa!  

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Ever wonder what it's like to hang out in the lobby of a first class improve show?  We interview the players, the theatre director and even do a little vamping of our own.  

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Shovel

Knock knock? Who's there? Shovel.  Shovel who? JUST SHOVEL!  We get to hear from Rose once again!  Another funny, genuine segment from her.

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Go to Your Room!

A quick show.  Thanks for keeping me company on the ride home!  

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Beer Crotch

Britt makes her triumphant return!!

The only good thing about an 8 hour flight is when it's over.  Or the ice cold bun they serve for breakfast.  That's pretty good too.  So good, I'd shake the heck out of a total stranger to get mine! 

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The Last Best Surprise

Sarah joins me to talk turkey.  By turkey, I mean baby.  Spoiler; one of us gets teary and one of us is lazy.  You do the math. 

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We talk about Dorrie's recent sojourn south, Gary's close brush with The Panty Thief, and we discuss weirdos in general.

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We discuss the classic 80's time travel film Timerider, food poisoning and trying to hide "for me?" face.

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The Mom For Lying Down

Wow you can really hear my computer fan running.  Lucky you!  We have a new submitter Britt and Rose is finally back!  

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Fiancé ‎

Here it is!  Sarah finally joins me on this episode.  I think you should really listen.  If you haven't listened in a while, or used to tolerate me on my old podcast, this is one to hear.  Thanks for waiting such a long time for a new show!  

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We ask the question, discuss what constitutes intimacy and Dorrie updates The Harem.

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Dorrie tells the tale of The Mass-Murder next door, Gary tells the tale of the Serial Killer Down the Block and he re-tells his sweetie's ghost encounter.

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We get definitions from Dorrie, weird dreams from Gary and an idea for a winning sitcom!

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That Would Be Fine

Malcolm joins me at the top of the show to discuss our trip.  I talk about a big life event and we hear from Tailz, Electric Gary and Rainbow and her new wife!  

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Dorrie and Gary discuss their separate experiences seeing Weird Al, and their lame claims to fame.

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Workin’ Ten to Two

I have a few segments I need to get out, but I was far too lazy to edit everything together.  Instead you can enjoy a show recorded from the car with awful sound quality!  I love me.

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Keepin' it positive

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Verbal Abuse

Welcome back!!  I talk the talk about our fertility issues.  Grab a tissue for my issues.  Sarah and I recorded a segment in the car where she does a bad job of hiding how much she hates me.  Enjoy!

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We talk old TV, and music that we all shared at the time, and Dorrie gets pegged for a man.

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Mom Jeans

Some times it's hard to be a woman.  Cramming all your gunt into some jeans.  I hate shopping on the very best of days.  Today made me snap.  Snap into some mom jeans!!  Tailz is back!!  She tells us about a camping trip!

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This week we discuss early TV and movie crushes, and stuff around the house from when we were kids. 

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Danger Zone

Here is another instalment of that show you used to kinda tolerate.  Lucky you!  Why don't you.....go ahead and listen to a funny show about two married gals trying to get knocked up.  

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We discuss Dorrie's tiny house, being double jointed, and living in polite society.

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Max the Dog

Poor Max.  Poor, poor, Max.  Rainbow and Lisa join us for a hilarious segment!

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Gary and Dorrie pontificate on what makes a perfect day.  For Dorrie it involves robot butlers and a purple brick wall.  Gary's is more benign and he contemplates just how many perfect days he could handle in a row before going insane.  

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Inverted Bob

 I talk about a porn documentary, my haircut experience, and I replay Electric Gary and Dorrie's "The Tangent Lounge" teaser.  They save the show!!

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The Tangent Lounge

Introducing Electric Gary and his friend Dorrie!!  This is just a sample of what's to come.  These two have tremendous chemistry!  This an excellent start, I just wish it was longer.  Take a listen.  You'll laugh or your money back.  

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Seeded Watermelon

I'm slowing becoming both my crazy Italian parents.  I think if my dad were still alive we'd have a lot in common.  Except wearing long johns in the summer.  That's all him.  I went to traffic court and tell the tale.  Now, my kid is here coughing in my face.  Gotta go!!

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Toilet Talk

What can I say?  You've got to know when to hold em.  Know when to fold em.  I should've folded.  If you wanna hear an old lady talk about toilet installation have I got a show for you!  We hear from Mr and Mrs Electric Gary.  Their story made me pee a little.  

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The Tony Danza Song

Sur le pont d'Avignon TONY DANZA TONY DANZA!!  Sur le pont d'Avignon TONY DANZA TONY DANZA!!  Sur le pont d'Avignon TONY DANZA TONY DANZA!!

Ahh kids songs!  They just get stuck in your head endlessly.  We hear from Tailz and Rose!  Lucky!!
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Crushed

Sarah tells us about her surgery.  Up yours Clarice!  See you in hell!!  

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Sisterhood of Excuses

We hear from Tailz and Electric Gary!  I talk about the Duggars, the most inconsiderate man in the world and a man wearing a shirt.  He wore a shirt!

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Keys Please

Dude, where's my keys?  That's right!!  It's time for another round of our favourite game; "How dumb is she?"  We hear from Tailz and Heather.  

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The Robe

I hope I am able to describe "The Robe" in painful detail.  I hope you stop screaming long enough to leave an iTunes review.  Next show will feature Tailz and Heather.  Stay tuned.  

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Noise Pollution

Hey!  Wanna hangout while I fold laundry?  We hear from a brand new submitter.  Welcome aboard Heather!  She's my new favourite.  I wanna get physio, physio.  Lets get into physio, 

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HD Isn’t for Me

Electric Gary saves the show yet again.  I talk about the joys, and miseries of having 20/20 vision.  We get some good news on the Clarice front.  I avoid other parents at soccer like nobody's business.  Malcolm tries to pitch me on bringing toys to a very special place.

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Oneply

Rainbow and Lisa join me on this episode.  Funny segment as usual!  I ramble about being a victim of an accidental email forward from a family member.  Yuck.  Thanks to those of you who have donated to the show.  I like you better than everyone else. 

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Pin Head

Another road trip.  Awful sound quality, but our relationship isn't based on perfection.  It's based on acceptance.  It's just me and you again on this show.  I bet you'll never guess what I had in my pocket the other day.  I would've stumped Gollum for sure.  I also went shopping for glasses, at Costco.  Every single time I go to Costco I leave a little bit of my self esteem behind.    

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Machete fight anyone?  If you live in Winnipeg the answer to that is yes!  Just say when and where.  I talk about my Dr's inability to check a box.  No he's not my gynocologist.  He just doesn't fill out forms.  What kind of show do you think I'm running here?  

I tackle the age old relationship question; "Do I look fat in this?"
We hear from Rainbow, she has some great advice!  Leave an iTunes review.  It could save your life.  
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