The Lesbian Loudmouth Podcast

From the mouth of babes.

Friends don’t let friends get bobs.

We talk about itches, near misses and strange men.  Enjoy!

We talk about personal grooming, terrible jobs and of course train safety.  

We talk about none of your damn business.  Leave a review.  Just.  Do. It.  

Deez Nutz

Five whole minutes about being a woman on the internet. People are garbage.

That's right! We're putting the HOT in hot flashes.  We talk about aging, what men and women consider a good sense of humour and cat fishing.  

Sugar retells a great story at my behest.  We had a ton of laughs, talked about inappropriate nicknames, verbal ticks, (mine) and slips, trips, and doorbell cameras.  Thanks for the podcast reviews in advance! 

Isn't technology fun? This show ends rather abruptly because who the hell knows?  This is one of my favourite shows we've done so far.  Great talk! 

I think we have FINALLY found a good way to record!  We talk about ADHD, the joys of being home alone and revisit my near death experience.  Sugar laughs so hard she snorts.  She's not wrong, it was funny.  

We're back!  We had just about every technical difficulty possible.  Including my computer thinking the recording was an 8 bit file after i spent an hour editing and lost it all.  Special thanks to my sister wife Rainbow, who single handedly researched the solution to the problem.   

 

I'm loud, Sugar is quiet but here it is.  You don't get to be upset about it unless you have left, or are currently leaving an iTunes review.  We talk straight sex, which as usual confounds me, and makes me angry simultaneously.  Dating and cats, but not dating cats.  

Another show this year??????  You better write an iTunes review about it!!

Come with me, on a journey of life and death.  

A quick update from the car.  About not much.  You're like so obsessed with me. 

Bonjour!  Sure, it's been awhile but you know what? Chicken butt.  Know why?  Chicken thigh.  That's what she said?  Answers people!  I NEED answers.  

Black friday is all but cancelled in Manitoba this year.  Thanks to a virus, rhymes with schmovid.  We talk about middle age white women type things.  Packing lunches, making things from scratch that "YOU COULD JUST BUY!" Leave an iTunes review? Forget it.  We're done.  You can leave. Nice knowing you. 

Sugar and I talk about my salami again.  If you know what I mean. I mean salami.  Actual Salami. Pervert.  We talk covid and Y2K.  Is "anyways" a word? Probably other things too. 

Sugar and I welcome a very special guest, static.  It would seem there is a lot of static in the background of the whole show.  You get what you pay for!  We talk about covid and maaaaa wiiiifffffeeeee (Kamala Harris) and 90's slang that really, really makes us uncomfortable. 

Ahhhhh life, isn't it grand!?!  

Sugar and I answer listener questions.  I have zero idea about pop culture yet again.  We talk drunk relationship stories and crotch poke prevention.   

Sugar and I talk about Thanksgiving, family stuff, online dating and the Netflix documentary "American Murder". 

A brief update.  There's no dead air at the end of this show!  Yay! I totally know what I'm doing. 

We talk about colonoscopies and other stuff. 

We talk Coco and Koko, colonoscopies, and answer some listener questions.  

I talk about Halloween, back to school 2020 and salt shenanigans.  I also rehash a pregnancy story.  (I accidentally say "My mother in law" when I should've said "My mom's mother in law." AKA my Nana."  Ugh.)  My mom drops in to tell a story my grandma told her about my dad before they got married.  More of a warning really.  

Sugar and I talk the future of human evolution.  Almost gasms and Ellen. 

Sugar and I talk a lot of American politics for a Canadian show.  

Sound quality still sucks but "A" for effort.  We discuss summer exhaustion vs winter exhaustion. Relationships and canning for the end of the world.  iTunes review.  Yes you.  Leave one.  Jerk.  

Sugar and I talk technical difficulties, cats, American politics and much more!  Please forgive us for the sound quality and my heavy breathing.  I will do much better next time!  Please leave an iTunes review.  It could save a life.  (Mine)

My mom joins us briefly with a rhyme no one wanted to hear and the rest is a blur.  Please keep an eye on this feed for "Spoonful of Sugar" podcast episodes.  My best good friend Sugar was tricked into podcasting with me!  I'm so excited to see where that leads.  If it ends anything like my old podcast, I'll have yet another person to try to avoid in my life.  Here's a link to the podcast I like that I didn't finish recommending.  Typical.

 

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/podcast-of-a-lady-on-fire/id1507275058 

On this show I talk about being reunited with an old friend.  Ok, he's not my friend but he is old.  I have yet another beverage soaked crotch story.  I also kind of review the best movie in the history of the entire world.  Portrait of a lady on fire.  Finally a lesbian movie I LOVE!! 

We all make mistakes.  Big, embarrassing mistakes.  

Ahhh the salt saga continues.  How many places can an old woman hide salt?  Lots of places apparently.  At least I have shin splints.  That's the important thing. 

Here we are again. Isn't this nice?  

In this supersized 56th episode, Electric Gary and Dorrie-Just-Dorrie discuss  Zoombombing, pandemic life, and prepping for the big earthquake, with hopes it won't be now.

 

In a blast from the pre-pandemic past, Dorrie-just-Dorrie, Electric Gary and special guest Chad wax on politics, then Electric Gary and Mrs. E tell the story of discovering E.G.'s previously unknown biological grandfather.

 

 

 

A quick update on not much really. At least it's the end of the world.  

Anyone want a dog? He doesn't sleep.  Barks at NOTHING and poops inside.  Anyone? Thanks for nothing. 

After a long hiatus, The Tangent Lounge is back! Mrs. E orients us to the location of the jejunum and Chad joins us to share tales from the dating world.

 

 

 

My mom gets electrocuted and Facebook shame. 

A quickie!  Fast and uncomfortable.  Thats how I roll. 

What another show?  It hasn't even been six months.  No need to not thank me.  The last ten minutes are kind of a bummer.  Feel free to skip that part.  Feelings are hard.  

Sounds like a show from the car.  This is basically me shaking my fist.  Thoughts and prayers. 

Better late than never.  

Episode 53: The Human Didgeridoo

A diverse set of topics in episode 53, including, but not limited to Salvador Dali, Gummo Marx,

Chupacabra, Karen Finley, an attempt to get married at the Church of Elvis, Dorrie's new art and the human didgeridoo of Albany, Oregon.

 

Gary advocates for preparing for the "big one", talks about re-homing his chickens and his attempts at rat eradication.

Dorrie and Gary lament menopause and C-pap machines.

Ahhhh traveling with children is such a joy.  Here's a quick story from our trip.  

Holy cow, there are 50 of these?!? In our fiftieth episode, Dorrie learns who her future husband will be and gives a save the date to listeners.