The Lesbian Loudmouth Podcast

I am a very bad person.  I shouldn't have looked at naked Jennifer Lawrence.  I won't do it again.  We hear from Kendra and Mama Mia!

Well, I did this show instead of taking a nap.  Maybe I should've napped.  Instead I tell you about my super sleuthing.  My mom leaves me a pretty great voice mail.  You should fast forward to the end to hear that. Love ya!  Mean it!

The title speaks volumes.  We hear from Rose and Jo!  God bless the USA!

This episode is just me.  Just me talking to you, about me.  

If I say "ya know?"  One more time, I may have to punch myself in the face.  Ahhh, verbal crutches.  I get preachy about being gay, and how some people use religion in a hateful way.  Don't worry though!  It's not all bad!  We have great segments from Rose and Kendra!!  

I tell the tale of getting drunk in front of my inlaws.  We hear from Kendra, Gary and a teeny tiny bit of Rose.  Leave an iTunes review if you like and check me out here :http://www.blogtalkradio.com/lezbemommiesradio I yammered on about my birth story again.  It's a great show with a great host!!  

**Had to repost this one.  Technical difficulties**

What constitutes a third nipple? I don't know either.  I do know that two idiots in a bathtub are funny.  Or annoying.

Check out this link Monday August 11th 2014.  I'll be ruining this show for at least an hour!  Listen live!

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We hear from Darryl and Kendra.  I'm a miserable jerk.  A miserable jerk who sums up a lovely wedding.   

We hear from Darryl, Jo and Rose!!  I get a little angry at Costco, but who doesn't folks?  Am I right?  Am I right? Shut it and leave an iTunes review.  Lazy. 

There comes a time in every young girls life when she's filled with shame.  Here's just one story.  

I tried to hide from my doula at a Target.  There is a lot of sex talk and birthing story in this one.  We hear from two new submitters, Darry and Rainbow!! 

We hear from Tailz, Rose and new comer Jo.  Malcolm sings a little tune to close the show!

Electric Gary is crazy hilarious this week!  Dr Mike and Joleen make a big announcement!  I hate to toot my own horn here, but this is a great show!!  

Jungle gyms filled with children are terrifying places.  Stay away from them.  Save yourselves. 

I know, I know, too much me.  I'm sorry-ish.  Electric Gary sends in a hilarious segment, and we hear from a new/old submitter.  Also, don't name your kid after a spice, or a tremendously sad movie. 

Slippery soap and fat heads. 

We hear from Sugar/Erin and guess what?  She's single!!  Hard to believe folks, hard to believe.

I'm tired, and cranky, and freak out about patio chair cushions.  You're welcome.  

Tics, lawn mowers and rage.  That's what I have to offer on this fine Saturday.  Rose shares some deeply personal things with us.  Tailz sees nipples everywhere. Here a nipple, there a nipple, everywhere a nipple, nipple.

We hear from Electric Gary and Tailz.  I dissect lesbian movies and the like.  It's one of those talk in circles shows that make no sense.  It's just like every other show. 

***I had to take this down and put it back up.  Sorry for the double show.  I'll explain more when I call you later.*** 

Adventures in Mailmaning.  What's up with that?

Well,  my third drink is my "Know it All" drink.  Shoulda stopped at two.  Please, love me.

Sugar came over!!  We talked corpses, and testicles, and penises, oh my!!

We had submissions from Electric Gary, Tailz tells a tale,  and Rose does some educating.  I'm tired and I need to be held.

What the hell just happened here?  I'm tired and drunk on skittles.  Electric Gary was great!  I said stuff too, also, as well. 

I contemplate life and ask for good vibes, on behalf of a little guy who needs them.

I have no idea what I talked about.  I rambled on and on about nothing.  We have two segments from Electric Gary and an update from Tailz.  Enjoy!!

Sarah is back!!!  We talk about how we met.  How she seduced me and how we fell in love.  Rose tells us a funny party story.  Feel free to leave a review at iTunes.  It would be very much appreciated.  I'll be your best friend! 

Dr Mike and Joleen are back and better than ever.  Rose has very funny, insightful things to say.  I am shocked to find myself in the very same cold conditions I have been in for 5 months a year my entire life run on sentence.  I over share about my crazy family.  Too much back story for sure.  Also, jelly beans are murder.  

Our very late Christmas/poop/toot episode.  We hear from Electric Gary and Rose.  Great segments!  Don't leave an iTunes review.  I don't need your pity.   

The weather outside is frightful, and my brain isn't so delightful.  The result is a lot of stuttering and swearing.  I had a really weird day and tell you all about it.  I think there was preaching.  Yes.  I definitely get preachy.  If you feel like it, there's iTunes.  You should write a review.  I just got a one star review from an asshole.  I know who you are and I don't like you. 

This show starts out with Sarah and I.  We had to stop because the boss woke up from his nappy.  Then it's just me.  At least we have really good segments to fall back on.  Electric Gary, Dr. Mike and Joleen, plus new comer Rose!!  

Recording alone is hard.   Malcolm stops by to say not very much at all.  There is a lot of heavy breathing but not in a good way.  Thanks for listening!!