The Lesbian Loudmouth Podcast

It's just me and the boy on this show.  We talk life, love, and familial roles.  I accidentally forget to check if my laptop recognized the mic.  AGAIN.  On a happy note, baby number two has a big impact on me in a special sound bite.  Happy Halloween!! 

Who stole the cupcakes from the cupcake store? Who me? Couldn't be! Then who? You?

Cha ching! Cha ching!!

We bring along some of our favourite listeners on our first successful Facebook Live episode!  Dorrie says, "Hi" directly to a former student, brings us up to speed on her recent trip to Arizona, we recap Prom 2016, and Gary is the recipient of the kindness of strangers.

You can also watch this podcast live by going to our Facebook page.

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Waaaahhhhh!  That's basically all I do for the first twenty minutes.  Rainbow and Lisa break up the crying quite nicely!  Feel free to skip to them and spare yourself the hardship of my first segment.  

Dorrie tells about getting her lady bits squished and Gary describes the chaos of a backyard poultry rodeo. This episode is supersized for your listening pleasure.

Sarah sits down with me and we talk about birthing baby number two.  Thanks so much for waiting so long for a new show!  

It's our longest podcast yet!  Dorrie has a new tenant: Dart Van Landingham's evil twin Womsey and Gary has the ultimate first world problem.

The Tangent Lounge comes to you live (a couple weeks ago, anyways) from the lobby of the Majestic Theatre in Corvallis, Oregon where we listened to a bunch of hip cats before the second Improv Smackdown.
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It's just my son and I chatting this show.  We listen to some of his sound bites together.  SPOILER ALERT!!  Someone says fart.  Hope everyone has a happy Mother's day and or other Mother's day!!

The sound quality on this one is much less than stellar.  I recorded this over two days.  We hear from Britt and Rose!  Listen to me give terrible advice!  

Dorrie describes her blister, we get a little more WinCo insight from Chad and Michael politely listens to all of it. Hey...how about an iTunes review? You know we'd do it for you!

https://itunes.apple.com/ca/podcast/the-tangent-lounge/id1071010861?mt=2

I moustache you a question, want to hear from new submitters?  Dreams really do come true!  Jen and Wendy, mostly Wendy tell us about themselves!  It's funny and sweet and entertaining!  

I tell a few stories that make me sound a little bit dumb and a whole lot crazy  We also hear from Rainbow Brite and Lisa!!

If you saw the show, you know us.  If not, now's your chance.  

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-tangent-lounge/id1071010861?mt=2

We hear from Britt, Rose and Jessie Spano.  Thanks for hanging in there and feel free to profess your love via an iTunes review. 

Chad joins us again for some tall tales.https://itunes.apple.com/ca/podcast/the-tangent-lounge/id1071010861?mt=2

We go deep with our friend Chad.

I talk about being a racist, and about the time I helped a cyclops that didn't want to be helped.  Britt knocks it outta the park with the most bestest segment ever.  Like ever!  I'm still disturbed. 

Listener Anissa joins us to talk improv, car fires and the play we're all in.  

Rose joins me in a Skype session.  She's got stories for days.  We had a good time recording this!  I hope you have a good time listening!  

Dorrie talks about her lady bits, we talk a little history, Gary has one too many and takes us on an odd journey.

More nonsensical ramblings about various insecurities.  Same as usual.  We hear from Rainbow and our sister Wife Lisa!  

Ever wonder what it's like to hang out in the lobby of a first class improve show?  We interview the players, the theatre director and even do a little vamping of our own.  

https://itunes.apple.com/ca/podcast/the-tangent-lounge/id1071010861?mt=2

Knock knock? Who's there? Shovel.  Shovel who? JUST SHOVEL!  We get to hear from Rose once again!  Another funny, genuine segment from her.

A quick show.  Thanks for keeping me company on the ride home!  

Britt makes her triumphant return!!

The only good thing about an 8 hour flight is when it's over.  Or the ice cold bun they serve for breakfast.  That's pretty good too.  So good, I'd shake the heck out of a total stranger to get mine! 

Sarah joins me to talk turkey.  By turkey, I mean baby.  Spoiler; one of us gets teary and one of us is lazy.  You do the math. 

We talk about Dorrie's recent sojourn south, Gary's close brush with The Panty Thief, and we discuss weirdos in general.

We discuss the classic 80's time travel film Timerider, food poisoning and trying to hide "for me?" face.

Wow you can really hear my computer fan running.  Lucky you!  We have a new submitter Britt and Rose is finally back!  

Here it is!  Sarah finally joins me on this episode.  I think you should really listen.  If you haven't listened in a while, or used to tolerate me on my old podcast, this is one to hear.  Thanks for waiting such a long time for a new show!  

We ask the question, discuss what constitutes intimacy and Dorrie updates The Harem.

Dorrie tells the tale of The Mass-Murder next door, Gary tells the tale of the Serial Killer Down the Block and he re-tells his sweetie's ghost encounter.

We get definitions from Dorrie, weird dreams from Gary and an idea for a winning sitcom!

Malcolm joins me at the top of the show to discuss our trip.  I talk about a big life event and we hear from Tailz, Electric Gary and Rainbow and her new wife!  

Dorrie and Gary discuss their separate experiences seeing Weird Al, and their lame claims to fame.

I have a few segments I need to get out, but I was far too lazy to edit everything together.  Instead you can enjoy a show recorded from the car with awful sound quality!  I love me.

Keepin' it positive

Welcome back!!  I talk the talk about our fertility issues.  Grab a tissue for my issues.  Sarah and I recorded a segment in the car where she does a bad job of hiding how much she hates me.  Enjoy!

We talk old TV, and music that we all shared at the time, and Dorrie gets pegged for a man.

Some times it's hard to be a woman.  Cramming all your gunt into some jeans.  I hate shopping on the very best of days.  Today made me snap.  Snap into some mom jeans!!  Tailz is back!!  She tells us about a camping trip!

This week we discuss early TV and movie crushes, and stuff around the house from when we were kids. 

Here is another instalment of that show you used to kinda tolerate.  Lucky you!  Why don't you.....go ahead and listen to a funny show about two married gals trying to get knocked up.  

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-baby-mamas-podcast/id1023598650?mt=2

We discuss Dorrie's tiny house, being double jointed, and living in polite society.

Poor Max.  Poor, poor, Max.  Rainbow and Lisa join us for a hilarious segment!

Gary and Dorrie pontificate on what makes a perfect day.  For Dorrie it involves robot butlers and a purple brick wall.  Gary's is more benign and he contemplates just how many perfect days he could handle in a row before going insane.  

 I talk about a porn documentary, my haircut experience, and I replay Electric Gary and Dorrie's "The Tangent Lounge" teaser.  They save the show!!

Introducing Electric Gary and his friend Dorrie!!  This is just a sample of what's to come.  These two have tremendous chemistry!  This an excellent start, I just wish it was longer.  Take a listen.  You'll laugh or your money back.  

I'm slowing becoming both my crazy Italian parents.  I think if my dad were still alive we'd have a lot in common.  Except wearing long johns in the summer.  That's all him.  I went to traffic court and tell the tale.  Now, my kid is here coughing in my face.  Gotta go!!