Change of Address: Lesbian Comedy Podcast

Swing Low Sweet Codine

I think the opposite of mania is depression.  I'm so happy to be off the codine machine.  We have a nice long segment from electric Garry.  I've missed him!  Other than that it's my mental unravelling.  Same as always.  

Just Another Manic Thursday

I don't even know what to say about this show.  Yikes.  We hear from Tailz, Rainbow, and our wife Lisa.  

Greatest Tubercle

I really feel like karma is trying to tell me something lately.  That something is that i should watch my flinging flanging back.  It's just me on this show.  Just me and you, hurtling through space and time.  Living life.  Never apologizing.  Why? Apologies are futile. Love is life.  Life is love.  You are me, and I am you.  Tylenol 3's turn my inside voice into Mathew McConaughey.  It's both terrifying and exhilarating.  More terrifying though.  It's like 99:1.  Feel free to leave an iTunes review.  I'm typing this with my left hand.  I kinda deserve a few, cause I'm tough.  Real. Tough.  

Terminally Confused

A family who barfs together, stays together.  Theres a lot of bodily fluid talk in the first 15 minutes.  I mean FLUID in the strictest sense of the word.  We hear from a new, old friend T-bag who has a moral dilemma.  Rose pops in to tell us about what could be the worst party in the history of the entire world.  Julia gives us her two cents on, hetero vs lesbian sex.  

Privy to Millie

Road trip!  I take you on a pothole filled adventure through the streets of Winnipeg.  Lucky you.  I think I said "privy" about 600 times this show.  I tell a mailman happening and introduce you to my future wife.  Plus, we hear from Rainbow!  She does a fantastical job!  

Airport Appropriate Attire

We hear from Electric Gary, Dr Mike, Kendra, Tailz and my boy has more daycare gossip.  

Play Date

A quick check in.  I tell two stories.  Both are terrifying.  Please Don't barf Marque.  Four word sentence fun!

Happy Place

Rose checks in.  I talk about flying with a kid.  Man spread, and My 600lb life and inappropriately timed nutella commercials.  The sound quality is horrendous.  Mind yer business.  Just, mind yer business.

Coffee Talk

Welcome to the best ten minutes of your life.  I should've called it "Crazy Allergy Mom".  You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have, the facts of life. The facts of life.  Stay till the end to hear me take orders from, then immediately get rejected by an almost 3 year old.  

Anyone can Podcast

We hear from Tailz and Electric Gary.  My not so wee boy fills us in on daycare gossip.

B.O.-Pourri

Why does the whole house smell like B.O?  That's a great question.  All will be revealed my pets.  We hear from Chaniece and hear an old clip from our first attempt at conception.

Conjunctivitis

I'm home from work.  My kid may or may not have pinkeye.  Either way the daycare said he didn't have to go home but he couldn't stay there.  Double mail tomorrow!  I'm a straight up hustler.  I'm not afraid.  We hear from Rainbow and Chaniece and hear a fresh old  song from the 90's.  I can smell the sideburns.    

I Fell Down the Stairs?

I ramble about Christmas, and i FINALLY get what's coming to me.  We hear from Tailz and Electric Gary.  

Bah Humbug

I started recording this show on Festivus and finished on Christmas Eve.  We hear from Tailz, Kendra and Malcolm.  Have a good holiday season you guys!!  Thanks for everything!!

Shame on Me

I talk.  A lot.  I talk a whole lot.  Then Rose sings and gives us a couple reviews!  Speaking of reviews how bout one?  iTunes?  Me and you?

Three Million Dollar Baby

I'm up bright and early on this fine Saturday morning.  We hear from Julia and Chaniece.  I'm on vacation!!!  Leave an iTunes review.  That wasn't a question.  It was a demand. 

Clarice

Sarah sits in with me today.  We talk about Christmas and our new friend Clarice.  We hear from Darryl, and Tailz.  Leave an iTunes review.  Or I'll find you, and when I do I swear to God…..

You're Not A Girl!!

We hear from Elaina, and Rob Scissors is back to torture me with the English language.  Malcolm sits me down for a little chat.  

Aryan Erin

I Skype with Sugar.  A whole hour!!  You owe me.     

It Coulda Been Me

I had a run in with my future self at the store.  We hear from Chaniece, Daryl, Kendra and new comer Julia.  Thanks for the iTunes reviews!!  

Not so Discreet Packaging

I blather on and on as per usual.  We hear from Rainbow for some actual intelligent content.  

YEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHH???????

Sometimes recording after having even one beer is a poor choice.  I made that choice.  We hear from Electric Gary and new comer Chaniece.  Word, just not to your mother, over and over.  

Just one more Thing

I say my very last few things about the demise of RTS.  We hear from new comer Elaina and Tailz.  

Grey Area

Look, I get a little touchy on this one.  I get a lot defensive.  I'll be back next week, after I've had time to think about my feelings.  We hear from Tailz, Kendra and Rose tells us some jokes.  

Pay the Bill!!

Here's a tip, pay your flinging flanging bills.  We hear from Kendra and Rose!!  Leave an iTunes review. I see you.   I know you haven't yet.  

Storage Wars Winnipeg Edition

This one went pretty fast.  We hear from Electric Gary and Rose.  There's a little something special hidden in the show for my favourite listeners.  

Golden Voice

It sounds like Dorothy Zbornak hosts the show today.  If you don't know who that is you don't deserve to listen.  I talk all kinds of nonsense and we get updates from Tailz and Rainbow.  We also get to hear the buffet review from Sugar/Erin and Midge!!  

A Poop in the Park

Talking about something, while trying not to talk about it, proves to be a-quite difficult.  Anyway, we have a segment from a Mystery Mail lady.  She has seen some stuff.  Some stuff she wishes she hadn't seen.  Sugar and Midge send in a hilarious bit about restaurants.  We hear from another new comer Sally.  She is adorable, funny and has a great voice!     

A Crying Shame

I talk about the awkwardness that was the last show I did.  Don't fear!  We have Darryl and Rose for actual entertainment.  Rose opens up, and meets a celebrity.  Darryl advises me on the adolescent male.  I'm afraid.  Very afraid.  Gotta go!  There's a pizza in my oven.  If you know what I mean.

How Dumb is She?

It smells like cooking tomatoes in here.  I can't take it anymore.  My brain cells are dying.  This is the fifth show in five days.  You're welcome/I'm sorry.  We get to hear from Kendra!  Thanks for the iTunes review.  Whoever you are!   

Boxed Wine

Nothin' but class for the fourth show of five this week.  I'm drinking boxed wine at 11:30 am on a Tuesday.  We hear from Rainbow and a lovely lady named Joleen.  

Won't You be my Neighbour?

We were woken by old lady music again.  This time, it's personal.  Sarah and I discuss the incident.  Good show!! Three shows down, two to go for this week!

Jalapeño Hands

Gary is back from his trip to Canada!!  That's all you really need to know.  Two episodes in of five.  Leave an iTunes review and I'll stop talking.  

Where's My Satchel?

The first episode of five this week.  We hear from Darryl, and things, and stuff.  

Albino Werewolf

I get a little cheeky right off the hop.  Thanks so much for the iTunes reviews!!  I think they make a difference.  Either way getting feedback makes me feel like there's someone out there.  

This Little Piggy Went to Market

What do you do when you're almost 35, and it's early Saturday morning, and you're a mom?  Go to the farmer's market!!  Ahhh good times!!  

Good Morning Mr Jackass

I am a very bad person.  I shouldn't have looked at naked Jennifer Lawrence.  I won't do it again.  We hear from Kendra and Mama Mia!

Voice Mail

Well, I did this show instead of taking a nap.  Maybe I should've napped.  Instead I tell you about my super sleuthing.  My mom leaves me a pretty great voice mail.  You should fast forward to the end to hear that. Love ya!  Mean it!

Gino DNA

The title speaks volumes.  We hear from Rose and Jo!  God bless the USA!

All That She Wants

This episode is just me.  Just me talking to you, about me.  

What Chu Talkin' Bout Mississippi?

If I say "ya know?"  One more time, I may have to punch myself in the face.  Ahhh, verbal crutches.  I get preachy about being gay, and how some people use religion in a hateful way.  Don't worry though!  It's not all bad!  We have great segments from Rose and Kendra!!  

I Make Poor Life Choices

I tell the tale of getting drunk in front of my inlaws.  We hear from Kendra, Gary and a teeny tiny bit of Rose.  Leave an iTunes review if you like and check me out here :http://www.blogtalkradio.com/lezbemommiesradio I yammered on about my birth story again.  It's a great show with a great host!!  

The Bathtub of Love

**Had to repost this one.  Technical difficulties**

What constitutes a third nipple? I don't know either.  I do know that two idiots in a bathtub are funny.  Or annoying.

Check out this link Monday August 11th 2014.  I'll be ruining this show for at least an hour!  Listen live!

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Miserable Jerk

We hear from Darryl and Kendra.  I'm a miserable jerk.  A miserable jerk who sums up a lovely wedding.   

Semen Shopping and Peeing in Cups

We hear from Darryl, Jo and Rose!!  I get a little angry at Costco, but who doesn't folks?  Am I right?  Am I right? Shut it and leave an iTunes review.  Lazy. 

Coffee Cup

There comes a time in every young girls life when she's filled with shame.  Here's just one story.  

Dodging a Doula

I tried to hide from my doula at a Target.  There is a lot of sex talk and birthing story in this one.  We hear from two new submitters, Darry and Rainbow!! 

You are My Sunshine

We hear from Tailz, Rose and new comer Jo.  Malcolm sings a little tune to close the show!

You've Got a Snuffleupagus I've Got a Grover

Electric Gary is crazy hilarious this week!  Dr Mike and Joleen make a big announcement!  I hate to toot my own horn here, but this is a great show!!  

Happy Other Mother's Day!

Jungle gyms filled with children are terrifying places.  Stay away from them.  Save yourselves.